The Gypsy

So the story behind my silly sisters in their silly outfits is this. I am actually not really a Ross. I am a Gypsy. My real family left me on the porch of the Ross family when I was a baby. They said they would come back for me when I got married. So the night before Tom and I got married they came. They blind folded me and kidnapped me. They put me in the back of an SUV and took off with me. Tom had no idea. Him and his parents (I was at their house at the time of the kidnapping) were left in shock as to what was going on. They then drove me around for awhile and took me to Cold Stone and told me that they would let me marry Tom because he is such a wonderful guy. So that is my version of the story, if you want another version you will have to ask Winny or Linny.